Merry Christmas, D J Bennett!
How would you describe your Christmas in only three words?
Debbie: Indulgent, family and television. I’d like to say relaxing – but really it isn’t! Wine helps…
If you could have a relationship with a literary festive character who would it be and why?
Debbie: What kind of relationship? And I don’t know any literary festive characters apart from the obvious ones like Scrooge – and who on earth would want to have a relationship with him? Altruism would definitely take a back-seat here – unless of course the BBC decide to do a re-make and cast Aidan Turner as the lead, in which case I’ll be first in the queue! What about one of the ten-lord’s-a’leaping? One of them must be sexy and rich, surely?
If you had to exist for a week in a Christmas story … which one would it be?
Debbie: Oh I think it would have to be The Christmas Story. I’m not particularly religious, but imagine being there – in Bethlehem. Being able to listen in and witness the story first-hand. Imagine having the comfort of that level of belief in something spiritual, something bigger than the world we live in? Right now, that’s a strangely comforting idea at the end of 2015.
Debbie: The Grinch, of course! And I’d serve green eggs and ham and hand out thneeds as presents. Maybe I’d invite the Cat too, as he has a certain outlook on life … We’d debate Truffula Trees and the existence of Whoville, and at the end of the evening Thing One and Thing Two could do all the tidying up.
If you had to write a Christmas themed story in your current genre, what would the title be?
Debbie: Five Gold Rings. It’d be a Christmas serial killer, and each murder would relate to and happen on the twelve days of Christmas. Urban mayhem – cold and dark, icy canals and everybody’s too busy celebrating to have time to figure out what’s going on. Hmm. I can work with this…
What do you dislike the most about Christmas?
Debbie: Disruption and mess. I’m very much a creature of habit, order and routine. Typical Capricorn, really!
Favourite festive word? Debbie: After resisting the obvious it’d have to be TINSEL, because it’s just pretty and sparkly!
D. J Bennett was in the Christmas chair: author of the Hamelin’s Child series